SMS - Scribbles (52)

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Feb 18 2008

Train mein ek husband apni wife se - Tujh se shadi kar ke pachhta raha hoon. Dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke agey daal doon. Upar birth se Santa Singh - Bow...Wow...wow. ..wow....!!!!

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Feb 18 2008

What is the difference between Talent and Intelligence? Walking on a tight rope above Niagara falls is Talent. Not trying such a thing, is Intelligence.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Feb 14 2008

An old snake goes to see his doctor. He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed. The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Feb 14 2008

Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan, the devil, proposed a soccer game between heaven and earth. God, always fair, told the devil, 'The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided, don't you know all the "good" players go to heaven?" The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs

Bhavin Shah  wrote on Feb 12 2008

hey gr8 ones keep gng on

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Feb 11 2008

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai, Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai.. (raste mein) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to??? Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Feb 11 2008

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

Bhavin Shah  wrote on Jan 29 2008

Hi aishlie hey missing ur jokes

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Dec 15 2007

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them  wrote on Dec 08 2007

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.