Jokes and Humour - Scribbles (12)

umesh mahajan  wrote on Jun 21 2008

Ek admi bhagwan se : Bhagwan g aap kab khush hote hain? Bhagwan : jab Indian flim main koi vilan larki ko pakarta hai. Aur larki kahti hai, Please mujhe bhagwan k liye chor do. :p

umesh mahajan  wrote on Jun 21 2008

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

pallu pattar  wrote on Mar 11 2008

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umesh mahajan  wrote on Feb 14 2008

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

umesh mahajan  wrote on Feb 14 2008

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

umesh mahajan  wrote on Feb 14 2008

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? How much is DRIVING salary...?

umesh mahajan  wrote on Feb 14 2008

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Pintu Shah  wrote on Dec 24 2007

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asif idrisi  wrote on Jun 02 2007

While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed: “Over the years, I haven’t been completely faithful to you.” “When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion,” she explained. The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness. “I’m curious though,” he said, “Where did the thirty dollars come from?” “Oh that, ” his wife replied, “Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!”

asif idrisi  wrote on Jun 02 2007

New ones A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die